Bernice Bloom – Comedy Novels
  • Mary Brown is funny, gorgeous, and bonkers. She’s also about 50lbs overweight. When she realises that she can’t cross her legs and has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker,

  • A chance meeting with an old school friend sends Mary Brown off on three fabulous adventures. First, it’s to a safari in South Africa. She arrives dressed like Meryl Streep in Out of Africa and ends the trip up stuck in a tree wearing nothing

  • SIX STRANGERS RECEIVE INVITATIONS TO A FUNERAL They are told that the deceased – a man called Reginald Charters – invited them on his deathbed. But who on earth is Reginald Charters? And why was he so desperate to have these six people at his

  • Hooray, Christmas is here! It’s Mary Brown’s favourite time of year, and she embraces it with the sort of thrill and excitement normally reserved for toddlers seeing jelly tots. Our funny, gorgeous, and bonkers heroine finds herself

  •   Mary Brown heads to Portugal for a weight loss camp and discovers it’s nothing like she expected. “I thought it would be Slimming World in the sunshine, but this is bloody torture,” she says, after boxing, running, sand training (sand

  • A wonderful romantic comedy about love, longing, and the madness of lockdown! As the book opens, Mary Brown is desperate to win back Ted, the love of her life. She becomes convinced that the way to do it is by putting herself through a six-week

  • Charlie has met a man and fallen madly in love. Mike is everything she’s ever wanted: kind, charming and attentive. He’s also a world-class jeweller and very rich. But Mary Brown’s not convinced at all. She instantly distrusts

  • ‘It’s always a time for celebration when a new novel from Bernice Bloom arrives. This one is wonderful.’ Mary Brown is getting married. She’s overjoyed and under-prepared, but that won’t stop her from heading off for a hen

  •   A FROM the Amazon top-selling comedy writer, a tale of love, devotion, and poo bags… “A mini-book that will melt your heart…” ‘Hey, Mary – it will be great,’ they all told me. ‘Get a puppy,

  • Meet Tracie Martin – Luton Town’s longest serving Wag. There’s nothing she doesn’t like about her life. From the acrylic nails and Louboutin shoes to the terrifying amounts of fake tan. Tracie loves it. Being a Wag is all she

  • Tracie Martin is back! But this time everyone’s favourite Wag is in LA, City of Angels and home to Victoria Beckham. While husband Dean swaps life on the subs bench for coaching the LA City Raiders, and daughter Paskia-Rose is busy settling into

  • Designer bag? Check Gravity defying heels? Check Footballer husband? Check The England squad are off to the World Cup, and Tracie‘s husband Dean has a place on the coaching team. It means that our lovable Wag will be there too. At the World Cup!

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