CONFESSIONS OF AN ADORABLE FAT GIRL
RELEASED ON 1st June 2021
Mary Brown wants an adventure. She is bored at work, her relationship is stale and she longs for fun. So – she decides to go out and find it… the result is a rip-roaring, crazy adventure which takes her to a fortune teller, a starring role in the circus and pretending to be a zebra at a safari park. Mary’s not your average woman, and this is not your average adventure. Buckle up and prepare for fun.
ADORABLE FAT GIRL & THE WEIGHT LOSS EXPERIMENT
RELEASED ON 1st January 2021
Happy New Year! It’s time for New Year’s Resolutions. What will yours be? If you are one of the 500 billion-squillion- grillion (technical term) people who swear that they will lose weight every year – this book is for you. The truth is that very few of the people who set out to lose weight actually do. This book looks at why that is. What we all doing wrong? What can YOU do to get it right? This unique weight loss experiment has been 18 months in the making…talking to world experts in weight loss and featuring a huge survey of thousands of people who have lost weight and kept it off. Various diets are compared and tested and the results are all spelled out in Bernice’s unique, distinctive style!
MARVELLOUS MARIE BROWN AND THE St LUCIA MYSTERY
RELEASED ON 7th August 2021
Mary Brown heads to the beautiful island of St Lucia on the holiday of a lifetime. She’s planning to relax and take things easy. But on the second evening, while walking on the beach, she finds a purse buried in the sand. Inside it is a folded map, a key, and an invitation to a party on a boat the next evening. There’s also an identity card for someone called Cara Jeffries.
There’s no phone number in the wallet, so Mary heads to the party on the boat the next night to hand the purse back to its owner. But when she asks whether Cara is there, there is a stunned silence. Everyone on the boat stops and looks.
Mary is told that Cara disappeared months ago in mysterious circumstances.
No-one knows what happened to her.
Now the police are keen to find out:
– How does Mary have Cara’s purse?
– How can the purse contain an invitation to a boat party that was only organised a week ago when the woman disappeared months ago?
– Is Cara Jeffries alive?
Mary Brown decides to find out…
The novel features waterfalls, volcanic mud baths, the very real struggle to keep a large body inside a small bikini, rain forests, Pilates in the sand, endless sugar-coated beaches and peaceful azure waters. And Mary Brown – in the middle of it all – wallowing in the beauty and majesty of the island, while trying to find the missing Cara Jeffries as three angry men watch her closely, waiting to pounce…